Wet dreams can be weird

Had two dreams today.

The first one totally dissolved.  I was struggling to recall it, but alas it dissipated so quickly I failed to grasp anything.  What I can recall is it had something to do with water.

The second dream was strange.  And disturbing.

In the dream, Rocky and I were living in some massive condo unit.  By massive I mean there's the main living room entrance, there's the walk-in kitchen with a center table, side walk-in refrigerator, there's the main bedroom, the guest bedroom, bathroom, and a second living room area with a wall-mounted flat screen television and a balcony.  Everything was shades of blue and gray.   Rocky was fast asleep and I was busy tidying up the place when a sudden downpour occurred.  Moving to the wall to press the "Close Windows" option (think ipad embedded in the wall with graphic display of the room), I heard a thunderous roar and suddenly some cables in the kitchen broke free.  I quickly headed there to see if it was a dangerous gas leak or so, and seeing it was the gasul line, shut the main feed.

Then water poured down from the main pipes.  The sudden downpour sort of dislodged the water tanks and the pressure popped some tubes.  I went to the phone and tried to call for help but the building admin couldn't hear me.  So I realized I had to go down myself to call them.

First, I went to the pipes to slow the flooding.  I saw water was bubbling up from the lower pipe (rather than down from the upper pipe) and realized it would be easier to temporarily seal it some how.  This is where it gets weird.  I walk up to it and plop in each pipe a rat that was around half the size of my arm.  Each rat began to balloon up with water, then upon reaching its limits, stayed engorged and sealed the pipe.

Now imagine him bloated to around three times his size.

Yes.  I didn't realize I was dreaming yet.

Satisfied, I hurried off to find the building admin, after a quick check to see if Rocky woke from the racket.  Thankfully he was still fast asleep.

Down the stairs, I find the building admin surrounded by some guys in white and green outfits who were trying to sell him some magazine subscriptions.  I asked the admin to help and he admitted he needed more manpower to do the work with him.  Genius in me came to life and I looked at the men in green and asked about their magazines, but told them I can see them only after they help out.  So with five of them in tow with me and the building admin, we headed back up.  The guys saw the work that needed to be done and the admin quickly gave directions.  I guess to facilitate work better (oh shush, don't contradict me :-P ) the five men dropped their clothes and worked in their underwear.  At one point, a burly one asked me if I can help so I joined them in the wet work of reattaching the pipes, heaving and lifting and getting drenched.

Something like this, but hotter.

Then Rocky woke up, walked in to see me and five nearly naked soaked men resting in a now draining pool of water.  The building admin commended us and said, "Ang ga-galing ninyo.  Parang sanay na sanay!" ("You guys were so good.  Almost like you were very used to doing this.")  And Rocky gave me the look.

I woke up that moment, still beside my sleeping partner, and half-intending to explain, "I was just-"

He snored back.

Sometimes, my dreams make even ME wonder.
But yeah, gotta admit, those five men were hot.
HAhhahahah!

(Oh and the title?  Let's just say it is nice to know you were hoping I was going to share *that* kind of a dream.)