Quotes to love
Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they
are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a
faggot?" ~ Jon Stewart

The one bonus of not lifting the ban on gays in the military is that
the next time the government mandates a draft we can all declare
homosexuality instead of running off to Canada. ~Lorne Bloch

When I was in the military they gave me a medal for killing two men
and a discharge for loving one. ~From the tombstone of a gay Vietnam
veteran

The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362
admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't
love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision. ~Lynn
Lavner

My lesbianism is an act of Christian charity. All those women out
there praying for a man, and I'm giving them my share. ~Rita Mae
Brown

Soldiers who are not afraid of guns, bombs, capture, torture or death
say they are afraid of homosexuals. Clearly we should not be used as
soldiers; we should be used as weapons. ~Letter to the editor, The
Advocate

You don't have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to
be able to shoot straight. ~Barry Goldwater

If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to
work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer." ~Robin Tyler

Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men
holding guns than holding hands? ~Ernest Gaines

War. Rape. Murder. Poverty. Equal rights for gays. Guess which one
the Southern Baptist Convention is protesting? ~The Value of
Families

I'd rather be black than gay because when you're black you don't have
to tell your mother. ~Charles Pierce, 1980

That word "lesbian" sounds like a disease. And straight men know
because they're sure that they're the cure. ~Denise McCanles

The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global
warming on the AIDS quilt. ~Dennis Miller

Jesse Helms and Newt Gingrich were shaking hands congratulating
themselves on the introduction of an antigay bill in Congress. If it
passes, they won't be able to shake hands, because it will then be
illegal for a prick to touch an asshole. ~Judy Carter

Drag is when a man wears everything a lesbian won't. ~Author Unknown

I am reminded of a colleague who reiterated "all my homosexual
patients are quite sick" - to which I finally replied "so are all my
heterosexual patients." ~Ernest van den Haag, psychotherapist

No matter how far in or out of the closet you are, you still have a
next step. ~Author Unknown

People who can't think of anything else but whether the person you
love is indented or convex should be doomed not to think of anything
else but that, and so miss the other ninety-five percent of life.
~Robert Towne

It always seemed to me a bit pointless to disapprove of
homosexuality. It's like disapproving of rain. ~Francis Maude

The only queer people are those who don't love anybody. ~Rita Mae
Brown

"Dear Abby," in response to a reader who complained that a gay couple
was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do
to improve the quality of the neighborhood - 'You could move.'
~Abigail Van Buren,