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At Fandom Live!, we come up with the craziest topics sometimes. We've had episodes that explored having various characters from our favorite fandoms vying for the presidency, olympic competitions between various geekdoms, and other zany topics that sometimes make one wonder where the heck these ideas came from. Truth be told, we have so many ideas but we're not able to shoot them all and turn them into webcast episodes. And so, The Blog was created for me to be able to share some of the things that we came up with but never made it to the shooting stage.
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Thursday, September 09, 2010
Friday, October 30, 2009
We found a pair of dragons today.
Rocky and I were going around SM Cubao, scoping out any new Transformers and any possible Halloween decor when we found this pair of stuffed toys nestled among dogs, pigs, cats, and other natural critters.
Dragons.
Who would have thought one would find stuffed toys based on such noble, powerful, mystical and dangerous creatures here in a department store toy section? But there these two were, quietly in their dark little corner of a shelf, hoping to be discovered like the horde of treasure they quietly amass in secret.
The green one was hunched like a savage chicken with traits matching the image of a legendary cockatrice. It had a rich emerald coat of scales with coppery trimmings, a pair of angled wings and the predatory gaze of a hunter. It had powerful legs and a devilish tail that helped it maintain its balance during those mad dashes to capture prey.
The dragon now sits proudly atop the water dispenser, watching over Sietch Creare's precious supply of aqua. Any hydro-oriented thieves better watch themselves now, cause there's something keeping tabs on their mischief.
The other dragon clearly was one of the so-called oriental shores. With a long serpentine body trimmed with gold, it was a creature of nobility and immense strength. It had eyes that showed more intellect than instinct and a pair sharp branched antlers rose from its head. It was bearded, with a white growth that matched the mane and trimmings on its legs.
This second dragon found much comfort to keep watch over our bookshelves, and finding the Transformers already keeping watch over the works of Frank Herbert, Haruki Murakami, Neil Gaiman and Terry Prachett, the loyal ancestor opted instead to survey the DVD collection. No unwanted hand shall find purchase upon our original videos without permission. Be it House, M.D. or Studio Ghibli, The Lord of the Rings extended editions or the Labyrinth, all the videos are now well protected from dark, deceptive and wicked forces.
The dragons were both being sold for a very affordable price of Php250, and while had some crafting problems (such as loose strands of thread in some places), they remain beautiful and lovely toys I highly recommend any other dragon lovers go check out. I think there was only one last green dragon and around two oriental dragons left.
Which brings us now to the next question: What to name them?
For the green one, I feel tempted to call him Gorbash. (Bonus points to anyone who get's the reference.) The dragon's hungry gaze seems to suggest a large lack of experience and a strange tenacity for acting before thinking.
For the oriental long, I feel tempted to call him Huang Di, based on the First Chinese Emperor who has been said to have been immortalized into a dragon. His descendants were even referred to as the "sons of the dragon".
Still, I would love to hear any suggestions others would have. What names do you think would match these two dragons well?
Thursday, October 29, 2009
The Garapata is getting ready to get louder!
This is the point where I announce to you all that my blog is now ready to receive donations.To also add to the fun of the blog, I will now incorporate the following new features:
Weekly Updates
First, I plan to update my blog at least once a week. Maybe someday I can be as diligent as Rocky and update my blog on a daily basis, but for now I guess I can just aim for a weekly update. Updates can range from either short articles, rants, quickie fiction, or a comic update.
Question for the Week
In an attempt to add some level of interactivity with my readers, I will now also open the floor for a Question of the Week. Readers can email me questions they would like to ask me (tobito_abad AT yahoo DOT com) and each week I will choose a question or two to answer. The questions can be about any topic, and I promise to answer the question one way or another.
Many of my current readers are aware of the copy of my blog present in Multiply. In hopes of driving traffic here instead, I will limit the article in Multiply to simply be a teaser of each blog post that gets published. Here's hoping readers would find my blog exciting enough to consider sending some tips (financial or advisory) my way. This should help me keep my writing edge sharp, my comic urges sated, and eventually (hopefully), my dreams of securing Sietch Creare a reality.
So yeah, here's to The Garapata Can Speak being given a much bigger voice.
Let's hope I don't embarrass myself (like in that picture above) in the process!
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