So here is one of those dreams that I had to think about before posting, given its controversial content. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Dream begins with me and Rocky both in our swimming shorts. We are supposedly in this underground river cave with a bunch of our friends from PG4M. It is some kind of an outing and we are crawling around the tight crawlspaces illuminated only by lines of sunlight or these strong white lamps screwed onto the walls. Two of our dearest new friends, L and J are nearby and excited call us to come close. Rocky walks up to them while I wade in the waist deep water to see what's up.
|Sorta like this, but with more holes where sunlight streams down, and more spongy sand areas where you can dig about and lie down.|
"The gift showcases my highly-praised homemade secret sauce," J smiles and points out to Rocky how it has a channel pretty much like a urethra. Sealed as a default, if squeezed (or shall we say, manipulated) the right way, the plaything squirts out a nicely viscous white syrup. I blush as I tell them, "Guys hindi na namn kailangan niyan!" But Rocky instead starts squirting all over the cave walls and me and jokingly proclaims, "Tobie does this too in our house, but he covers more walls."
|Now just change donut to another shape and you get the idea.|
They tells us all to strip off our clothes, and are given these aboriginal penis sheaths (in the dream it was long cones of dried leaves/woven strips of paper, but to my recall in real life they use wood) and ski masks to wear. Many start having issues with undressing and are threatened with guns again. I just drop my clothes, and work on getting the penis sheath thing on me. But the thing happens to be too short and uh... the girth isn't enough to accommodate me. Complaining I need a bigger one, they end up telling me to "Go naked na lang." ("Go naked instead.")
|Minus the wood ring skirt. But you get the idea.|
But yeah, me and my strange dreams.