Tick warning!
I hate it when people forward bogus warnings, and I have even done it
myself a couple times unintentionally but this one is real, and it's
important.
Please send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list.
If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks
due to the warm weather and asks you to take your clothes off and dance
around with your arms up,
Don't do this, it is a scam.
They only want to see you naked.
I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid
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Incidentally, the rant post a few weeks ago is hitting record numbers in views even if only 19 of my friends have visited it. So I guess its either resonating with a lot of people, or its being read by others who aren't really people I expect to care about my blog or life. Interesting.
Thanks for the hits, folks!
Uh, ok, but if they say they want ME to check THEM for ticks and they have a moderately bearish appearance, I'll bite, frisk and oh is that a tick, its so big and a bit wrinkly, must be old, lemme get that for you (pinches nipples ever so lightly) :)
ReplyDeletehaha!
ReplyDeletehuh?
ReplyDeleteYou can frisk Oneal and make Paul dance naked! :D
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