Sunday, August 24, 2008

Marrying Age Daw...

For my Panda Bear

[X] I know how to make a cup of coffee.
[X] I keep track of dates using a calendar.
[ ] I own more than one credit card.
[ ] I know how to change the oil in my car/bike.
[X] I do my own laundry.

[ ] I vote every election.
[X] I can cook for myself.
[ ] I think politics is exciting.
[X] I balance my checkbook.
[ ] My parents have better things to say than my friends.

total: 5

[X] I show up for school/college/work everyday early.
[X] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse.

[X] I've never gotten a detention.
[ ] I have never smoked a cigarette.
[ ] I have never gotten completely trashed.

[ ] I have forgotten my own birthday at least once.
[X] I like to take walks by myself.
[X] I've watched talk shows.
[X] I know what 'credibility' means without looking it up.
[ ] I drink coffee at least once a week.

total: 6

[X] I know how to do the dishes
[ ] I can count 1 to 10 in another language
[X] When I say I'm going to do something I do it.
[X] My parents trust me
[X] I can mow the lawn.
[X] I can make adults laugh without being stupid.
[X] I remember to water the plants.
[X] I study when I have to.
[X] I pay attention at school/college.
[X] I remember to feed my pets.

total: 9

[X] I can spell 'experience' without looking it up
[ ] I work out on a regular basis.
[X] I clean up my own mess.
[X] The people at Gloria Jeans know me by name. (well, a bar does)
[ ] My favorite kind of food is takeout.
[X] I have gained weight since middle/high school.
[ ] The first thing I do when I wake up is get caffeine.
[ ] I can't go out of the store without getting something I don't need.
[X] I understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[X] I can type quickly.

total: 6

[X] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour.
[ ] My only friends are from my place of employment.
[ ] I have been to a Tupperware party
[X] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] I have more bills that I can pay.
[ ] Most of my friends are older than I am by days and months
[X] I can say no to staying out all night.
[X] I use the internet every day.
[ ] My wardrobe hasn't changed for a while.
[X] I can read a book and actually finish it.

total: 5

Add up all the numbers and repost this as: MY MARRYING AGE IS...31 years old.

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