Monday, June 30, 2008

They Walk Among Us and Vote (from a site)

Just had to share this.
It made my day.
Read these from a website and thought you'd all want to enjoy them as much as I did.


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I walked into a Burger King with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon
for a sandwich I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little
chalkboard that said 'buy one-get one free'. 'They're already
buy-one-get-one-free', she said, 'so
I guess they're both free'. She handed me my two free
sandwiches, and I walked out the door.
They walk among us and they vote.
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One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one
of them shouted, 'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked up at the sky
and said, ' Where?'
They walk among us and they vote.
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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One
day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call
center was open
I told him, 'The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7
days a week.'
He responded, 'Is that Eastern or Pacific time?' Wanting to end
the call quickly, I said, 'Uh, Pacific.'
They walk among us and they vote.
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut
through a seatbelt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
They walk among us and they vote.
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I
went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my
bags never showed up.
She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained
professional and I was in good hands. 'Now ,' she asked me,
'has your plane arrived yet?'
They walk among us and they vote.
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While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a
small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked
him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6.
He thought about it for some time before responding.
'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to
eat 6 pieces.'
They walk among us and they vote.
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AND THEY REPRODUCE

2 comments:

  1. nosebleed...

    *suppresses the urge to crack a lasalle joke. :D love u baby!

    ReplyDelete

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