AZ, SO SORE-Y MAN
I blame myself. This is what happens after asking him the most times he did "it" in a day. After sharing it was 8 during his online birthday party... he just had to prove he could break the record.
And now, http://azrael.coladilla.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/worldrecord.phphappens. To this future children, to his loved ones, to his family, I humbly ask for forgiveness. May he recover and still spill his seed someday.

HEhehhe!