JESUS DeuX: the Musical
ACT FOUR: TUTORIALS
Scientist B attempts to teach the clone everything he can. At some points, Scientist B can't help but hit on the clone, hoping to provoke some response. He never does succeed.

SCIENTIST B
What's up?
Here we are now darling, let me be your teacher please.
What's up?
Caught up in the dawning of a new morning day.
You see, its the new century, 21st century,
let me be your baby!

Oh no,
Stopped myself before I fell into your arms so tight.
Go slow...
Need to remember, its just December and I need to help you write.

What a situation, tempted with fornication
alone with a man like you.
How many can proclaim to have seen your face and came
to realise that one must be true
of heart and intention, embracing true salvation
not thinking of mere lust and skin
Caught up in the dawning of a new morning day
You see, its the new century, 21st century,
let me have your baby!

Oh no,
Did it again
Stopped myself before I fell into your arms so tight.
Go slow...
Need to remember, its just December and I need to help you write.

What a competition, tasked with intellectual mission
alone with a man like you.

MAN
Apple Banana
Carrot Diana
Elephant Fellatio
Ginger Handjo-

GENETICS REPRESENTATIVE
What's up?
How are you this morning, let me hear its working please?
What's up?
Working in the dawning of a new morning day.
Welcome to the new century, 21st century
Can he speak or maybe-

MAN
Apple!

SCIENTIST B
Oh no, stopped myself before I fell into the spotlight
Go slow...
Take time to remember, recall the words I taught last night.

MAN
Fellatio

GENETICS REPRESENTATIVE
What a situation, tempted with fornication
coming from the Cloned you know who.
How many can proclaim to have seen his face and came
to realise that he's a buffoon?
Of heart and your intention, I see there's no need to mention
you're focusing on lust and skin
and now at this dawning of a new morning day
You see its a necessity, a sad somber necessity
for me to say to you "You're through!"

SCIENTIST B
Oh no!
Another amend?

GENETICS REPRESENTATIVE
Stopped you before I fell into a scandalous fight
Go home....
Need to remember you could have been dismembered so don't tempt me to start a fight.

(SCIENTIST B leaves hurriedly)

What a competition,
tasked with intellectual mission
alone with a man like you.