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I am scared of hospitals
Why? Check this article below.
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Man wakes up after operation without penis
Thu Aug 28, 4:16 PM ET
DALLAS (Reuters) - An out-of-court settlement has been reached in the case of a North Texas man who woke up from bladder surgery only to find that doctors had amputated his penis without permission, lawyers say.
Terms of the out-of-court settlement were not disclosed but Hurshell Ralls, 67, had been seeking over $5 million (3 million pounds) in a civil suit he filed in Wichita Falls, Texas, against the two doctors who removed his penis. They did not admit to any wrongdoing in the settlement.
The hospital where the surgery was performed was also named in the suit.
Ralls' attorney Steve Briley said on Thursday that his client was having surgery in 1999 to remove a cancerous bladder, which would likely include the removal of his prostate gland.
He contends that doctors removed Ralls' penis after they mistakenly thought the cancer had spread to the male sex organ. He charged the doctors -- John S. Dryden and Farid Khoury -- with not seeking consent for the penis amputation and negligence.
He also said a pathology test indicated that Ralls' penile tissue was not cancerous.
Joel Steed, the attorney who represented the doctors, said Dryden had informed Ralls that his penis might have to be removed to treat the cancer he had in his bladder. He also questioned the results of the pathology tests on the amputated penis.
Steed said during surgery the two doctors saw tissue indicating the cancer spread from the bladder to the urethra, and they felt removing the penis would provide the best chance for Ralls' survival.
Hearings in the case before a jury of eight men and four women had started earlier this week and were underway when the out-of-court settlement was reached.
Ralls and his wife have not been able to recover from the anger and shock they felt after the surgery, his attorney said.
"Mr. Ralls was not informed that he was going to wake up and not have a penis," Briley said

I have a Clone too it seems!
After reading Carl's blog on his clones and the like, I have suddenly discovered this morning that it seems I have one too. You see, here at ABS-CBN we have an upcoming event called Kapamilya Homecoming where everyone who was once an employee or is still currently an employee of ABS-CBN shall have a party with free food, numerous raffles and lots of great music and presentations. All who are attending are requested to register; food stubs and an identification card for the night's events being given out as s.o.p. to ensure everyone gets something to eat and does not get lost.

Lo and behold, I discovered much to my surprise today that someone had already registered my name! More surprisingly is the two fact that a) To register you need to present your office identification card b) subsidiaries are only allowed to register today, but the person who registered my name did it yesterday,

Somewhere out there in the office, someone has an extra set of foodstubs and the like because he or she used my name. Of course, I got worried. What if that same person has been applying for loans in my name? What if that person uses my name to get it on with the chicks backstage? What if that same person was actually collecting my salary in secret!

Doubtful, I admit, but still possibilities which can make a man worry.

So rather than worry, I have decided to imagine maybe it means I have a clone out there.
Someone with my skill, my face, my talent.... egad.. can the world handle two Tobies?
Not to mention, it does bring to mind interesting absurd thoughts of redefining the meaning of the word masturbation.
Hmmm...

Yawn....
I actually timed-in at work today at 8:20a.m.
I think I forgot for a moment my actual working hours start at 9:00a.m.
Sheesh.
I wish I could get pay for coming in early.
Sigh.

Shame, Songs, Smoke and Secret Nipples
Friday was a wet day.
Wet with fun, music, laughter and new faces.
The place: Music21.
The people: The "makes me so envious of how happy they are together" Dean and Nikki Alfar, the "forever Diyosa of ZsaZsa with a voice I can only dream of having" Carl, the "innocent crooning child-molestation target" El, the "Michael Jackson look-alike during the plastic surgery hype" Charles and the "Big discount Boy band Sodomy biktima" Vinnie and me.
The event: a videoke session to release all the stress, exhaustion, depression and urge to spend one night and just sing our hearts out.

And boy, it was good.
I mean, GOOD!

Never before had a videoke session crossed so many boundaries in one night: From fairy tale references ("Pumpkin deadlines?") to memories of Schindler's list... pedophilia love stories to secret nipples... to flavored condoms and their nicotine-rich cousins... I tell you, to have been there would have been an experience to relish. And remember.

I do hope this does become a monthly thing to say the least. And I know, I know... soon as this is posted, at least one person would probably tease me that I'm the one who doesn't make myself available on SATURDAYS. But yeah, I'd love to have this event become a norm. It was a release long needed... and one that came at a perfect time too.

I do promise, though, when it happens again...
There'll be no pumpkin-deadlines for me.
And yes, you'll all know the Dancing Queen steps by then.

Hmm..


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To think I was acutally hoping it would come out "Drama Queen" or something so I can at least apologise and rebuild friendships with certain people. I guess that ain't happening. Its not me. :-)

OOohh no work tomorrow! I can't wait.. Gonna sing like a lark and bring deafness to all who hear me drawl! hehehehe

International list of superheroes
I wonder what it takes to get listed here.

Its supposed to be a free day..
Groan. It is QUEZON CITY DAY and though everyone else at work won't be required to come to work.. I will be. The perils of having a job that caters to an international level of clientelle. Sigh. At least I get paid double.

Secret project update
Still working on the collaboration project i have with Ner. I can't wait to see how it comes out in the end. Oh, I do hope it works.

ZsaZsa flies to even higher heights!
Carl's book has been nominated on the Manila Critic's Circle! As some day, its the first time its actually a real competition since there are two running candidates. Definitely giving my prayers to Carl's work! Go ZsaZsa Go!

Chocolate Stones and Lizard eggs
There are these really cute snacks currently out in the market today. Small chocolates in really convicing shapes of stones. As well as small pinkish orbs with brown specs that are labelled as "Itlog ng Butilki" or "Lizard eggs". Bought them both and tried them. Pretty yummy! And considering they're 9 pesos a bag, they're cheap fun!

You should have seen me offering them to my officemates. I could just imagine why it was so fun for the crew of Fear Factor to shoot every episode. Ah, the sheer delights of small things.

What a way to start the morning
received via e-mail
there are lessons to learn here. from a friend to a friend, heed
your own advice and do some introspection.

goodbye,
(name withheld)

In PowerPoets_Kuwento@yahoogroups.com, (name withheld) wrote:
ang drama mo! you were the one who chose to alienate yourself from us by your stupid antics to catch the attention of everybody.
frankly im tired of your sorry ass trying to make us pity it! you can go ahead and kiss you own ass.
i agree with (name withheld).. kick yourself off.. if im not mistaken you were the one who wanted to be back.. and we let you cause we thought you do more than make it the tobie fucking show again.
guess i was wrong... vanity is a sin!

God, leave me alone already.

Embarrassing result moment!
Pointyman is to blame for this!
Curses! Hehehehe


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Re-ENERGIZE!
Had a great lunch with Ner of Zodiac and Sanduguan.
Must say it was a very revitalizing time, talking comic talk and bantering about our upcoming project!
I do hope my work delivers. It was real nice and self-esteem boosting to be the recipient of his compliments earlier.
I promise I'll get TALK TO ME out and released some time too. Might have to redraw the whole shebang though.

Received touching e-mail from a few friends too.
I guess it'd be better not to mention who you are, since others might take that and turn it into something else entirely (which seems to be the norm nowadays when there are people who don't appreciate your efforts) so I'll just keep it short and say THANK YOU.

Other than that, work, though hectic like hell, has been a great day-to-day moment.
I have a commercial shoot to Art Direct and handle production of this coming Friday and I must say I am very proud of the team that has been formed for it. The Director (Rico) and the D.O.P. (Makoy) are both young and very vibrantly creative people. I can't wait to see how this turns out in the end.

I guess the wheel is turning.
Oh yes it is.

The End of Good Things
I guess that's that. Yesterday I have decided to give up PowerPoets completely. To the curious, yet that was the group I was talking about at the earlier post. After initially forging the group, breaking down barriers and gaining the trust and cooperation of Powerbooks, Makati to host monthly open-mic poetry readings, I was acutally accused of racism, being a "drama queen" and other more painful things I rather not repeat by the very same people whom I had befriended, loved, cared for, trusted, helped in times of emotional distress, and abandoned by some who I actually really felt attached to. Painful words were tossed my way, and others just turned a blind eye to it all.

On the off-chance that anyone from that group visits my blog, I decided to post a few final parting words to those who did mean much to me whom I doubt I'll be in contact with anytime soon... or possibly ever.

Tom
Thanks for the memories.
We went through a lot of rough times together. Heck, we were practically inseperable at some point in our lives. I guess this just shows us that things do change. And people do become someone else. Though we both had made major mistakes towards one another in the past, I do hope someday we bump into each other and discover we were friends much longer than we were anything else... and maybe that's what we should have kept in mind.

Don't ever let go of your child-heart. Though you were never childish, you never let go of that intrinstic part of you that made you special. And sing! Always sing to your hearts content. Jaya will never compare to what you can accomplish.

Eroica
Its good to know you're feeling better. And more confident now.
I only wish you could have helped me out too when I needed it, but I guess its hard to when a majority of voices seem to do otherwise. I watched over you for quite some time, even to the detriment of personal relations with other people in the past. I am happy though, knowing you've gotten much further now on your own two feet. I only hope it does lead you to better things. I recall so much those times we'd speak on the phone for hours. And those letters back in college. Its sad to realise this was how the story ends.

Nikka and Paul
I guess I never really knew either of you.
And now I guess I never really will.

Yce and Alain
When we were strangers, I saw good people whom I'd love to have as friends.
And now we shall become strangers who at some point in time could have become those friends.

To the others whose names I cannot remember
To you who always reminded us of the need for spiritual growth, I thank you! I never forgot to praise God for giving me the gift of writing poetry.

To the group who loved to sing and make sound and poetry one, I shall always remember how you opened my eyes to the range that poetry can be diverse. And I shall never forget the power that sound can offer to poetic expression. Thank you!

To the silent ones in the group, I hope you all find it within yourselves to share the inner poetry you have most likely kept hidden, unread and unshared. I hope you never feel intimidated by the clique-ness the group has now. I hope you never be made to feel as if your works are not good enough.

To the others whom I still actually can reach either online, through cellphones, text messages or actually meet up with face to face... there's always tomorrow, the day after that, and today to make plans and enjoy each other's company. To those who were empathic of the situation, thank you for your concern and support. To those who were at least civil enough to still treat me as a person, thank you for your sensitivity.

Powerpoets, for me, shall always be remembered as those shining nights of sheer passionate readings where everyone was happily sharing their works, newcomer walk-ins would suddenly share long hidden works and nobody felt like he had to fit in... because everybody did.

Maybe Powerpoets live on.

Tom
Thanks for the memories

Cruel joke for the day
Dad: Mabait ba ang boyfriend mo?
Anak: Yes, Daddy.
Daddy: Maka-Diyos?
Anak: Sobra Dad.
Daddy: Nasaan siya?
Anak: Nandoon sa simbahan, nagmimisa!

For the love of...
A friend of mine was complaining in a list about how the management of a venue where they host monthly excursions were complaining about noise. Before you know it, there were voices that complained about how the management most likely was (mal)treating them for not being official artists. The main claim was, "We're not doing this just for fun. Its because we love poetry."

I found this strange.
Why?
Because when I used to host these events, many got onto my case for not "giving others a voice." Or according to some, "For not letting others have the chance to be in the limelight in decision-making." Heck, there were even a few who demanded I was being "Racist" and "Discriminated against people."

And now, for a simple request to be aware of noise levels, they claim it to be a question of respect. The lack of being recognized as something "official". The want to be treated as established artists. As people with every right to do the event any way they want to. A question of respect. And of being identified as something more than just people who do love poetry but as people who officially can turn the bookstore into a screamfest if they so desire.

Why can't they see it merely as a store that does have to cater to people who aren't attending the event as well.
And franky, where does boisterous laughter have a place in poetry reading? I can understand at times it happens, but its not intended to be the main thrust of a reading is it? So why is such a request such a big deal?

Its not like they said, "Don't read your poetry out loud."
They said, "Try to keep the noise level down."

Its a big difference if you as me.

The store has every right to make the request for toning down, in my opinion. It doesn't matter if other events have a whole band and circus ensemble. The point is, it is STILL their venue and their activity. The people who attend it, as well as map out its events, are merely participating in the event. That has always been the case. When the question of regulations comes in, the venue has EVERY RIGHT TO MAKE WHATEVER RULES THEY PREFER just as the participants have EVERY RIGHT TO LEAVE IF THEY DON'T AGREE WITH THE MANAGEMENT's DECISIONS.

So is it really a complaint about respect?
Or the same "this is ours to do as we want, no one should tell us how to regulate it" scenario I was verbally attacked with in the past? Is this simply a sign of the same stubborness to simply host events that love poetry in-line with the guidelines of the venue, or is it an unspoken yet evidently desired need to be treated with respect since there is a belief that the event is theirs and not the venues?

Frankly, if the event was theirs... like how a show band's performance is theirs... or how a respected artist's fame is his... then the management would have been paying them for every event they accomplished in the venue. Obviously, that's not the case.

To those of that particular group, I do hope you read this as food-for-thought and not what every statement I make seems to be so easily misinterpreted as. I opted to post it here instead since frankly, it's pointless to post it on the list. I'll just be another target for everyone's slanderous words. No thank you. Just realise though, there NEVER was such problems with management in the past. Not when I handled relations with them. Why? Because I knew what role we really had then.

JESUS DeuX: the Musical
ACT FOUR: TUTORIALS
Scientist B attempts to teach the clone everything he can. At some points, Scientist B can't help but hit on the clone, hoping to provoke some response. He never does succeed.

SCIENTIST B
What's up?
Here we are now darling, let me be your teacher please.
What's up?
Caught up in the dawning of a new morning day.
You see, its the new century, 21st century,
let me be your baby!

Oh no,
Stopped myself before I fell into your arms so tight.
Go slow...
Need to remember, its just December and I need to help you write.

What a situation, tempted with fornication
alone with a man like you.
How many can proclaim to have seen your face and came
to realise that one must be true
of heart and intention, embracing true salvation
not thinking of mere lust and skin
Caught up in the dawning of a new morning day
You see, its the new century, 21st century,
let me have your baby!

Oh no,
Did it again
Stopped myself before I fell into your arms so tight.
Go slow...
Need to remember, its just December and I need to help you write.

What a competition, tasked with intellectual mission
alone with a man like you.

MAN
Apple Banana
Carrot Diana
Elephant Fellatio
Ginger Handjo-

GENETICS REPRESENTATIVE
What's up?
How are you this morning, let me hear its working please?
What's up?
Working in the dawning of a new morning day.
Welcome to the new century, 21st century
Can he speak or maybe-

MAN
Apple!

SCIENTIST B
Oh no, stopped myself before I fell into the spotlight
Go slow...
Take time to remember, recall the words I taught last night.

MAN
Fellatio

GENETICS REPRESENTATIVE
What a situation, tempted with fornication
coming from the Cloned you know who.
How many can proclaim to have seen his face and came
to realise that he's a buffoon?
Of heart and your intention, I see there's no need to mention
you're focusing on lust and skin
and now at this dawning of a new morning day
You see its a necessity, a sad somber necessity
for me to say to you "You're through!"

SCIENTIST B
Oh no!
Another amend?

GENETICS REPRESENTATIVE
Stopped you before I fell into a scandalous fight
Go home....
Need to remember you could have been dismembered so don't tempt me to start a fight.

(SCIENTIST B leaves hurriedly)

What a competition,
tasked with intellectual mission
alone with a man like you.

Prolific
Egad, I didn't realise I have been prolific.
I have been making too many online comics I think!

Here's some off my links.
[diliman]
http://diliman.design.ph
[tic. tic. tic.]
http://www.geocities.com/diablerie_boy/TOBIEoneshots/24hours/index.html
[all it takes is a sneeze]
http://www.geocities.com/diablerie_boy/TOBIEoneshots/allittakes/index.html
[one shot]
http://www.geocities.com/diablerie_boy/TOBIEoneshots/oneshot.jpg
[bangungot- a sandman fanfic]
http://www.geocities.com/tobito_abad/tobsandman/index.html
[nearly forgotten]
http://www.geocities.com/nearlyforgotten/

On the topic of RPGames
I hate cheats.
These people should die.
They're like the people in the Philippine government.
They just don't play fair.

Sigh
I am a silent little scream.
With every whisper,
my voice lingers
slightly longer in the air.

I am a silent little scream.
And with every passing second
I remember
the world I knew was once fair.

Gaming Blues and the coming of Ragnarok
Not too long ago, I was complaining that the hype of Ragnarok Online has detrimental effects to the table top roleplaying game community. Sadly, my words were met with disagreeing glances and flames that claimed I was being close-minded and what have yous. After struggling to explain my side on the matter so many times, I have realised its pointless.

A friend put it nicely, "Everyone has the right to play what they want."

But today, a conversation with a friend of mine unearthed the fact my words were not without truth.

ME: So how have you been spending your weekends?
FRIEND: Okay I guess. Haven't really been in touch with the others.
ME: That's too bad. Oi, have you heard, Gehenna is here!
FRIEND: Wow. So they're actually ending the World of Darkness? They're going to stop printing it?
ME: Well, not completely. They're releasing a new World of Darkness later in the 2004 or 2005.
FRIEND: Obviously been out of touch. Haven't been gaming kasi.
ME: When was the last game?
FRIEND: A few months ago. Two I think.
ME: Ragnarok?
FRIEND: Yeah. All my former gamer buddies are now into it. They'd rather spend hours online and killing critters than actually visiting friends and meeting up for games now. Ho well, that's that I guess.

And frankly, this got me pissed.
It got me pissed because Ragnarok has actually become a reason to stop gaming table top games. It has actually become a barrier even to hanging out with friends and simply going online with other people whom you probably never even met. And..

Ah, forget it. Why am I even posting this here?
No one cares anymore.

Table Top games is nearing its deathbed.
At least I can promise it, I'll be with it til the end.

The Orpheus Group
Its called projecting, the ability to separate the soul from the body and interact with ghosts. Its a multi-billion dollar enterprise for companies like Orpheus Group, which offers its services to public and private interests. Its also a portent of dark things to come. Orpheus is a new type of game, a ghost story for ghosts told in a six-book limited series. Hardcover. Core Book.
I can't wait to get this!
Are you someone who should work in the Orpheus Group?
Your Shade is: banshee

Banshees voice insight, understanding the emotions of others and foreseeing the effects of those emotions. This insight drives you to help others work through their pain and resolve their problems, from the living who cannot endure their lives to the dead who are trapped in endless cycles of repetition. You can, however, be too slow to act, trapped by not wanting to inflict further pain or by being too willing to see every point of view and choose none. Once trained, you'll be able to speak from soul to soul, giving a voice to those who have no words for their grief--we call this effect the Wail.

You'll learn much more as a valuable employee of the Orpheus Group. Welcome aboard!

Ringo
Without a doubt, this place could be a great place to meet new people... if there was someway to remove all the trash-talk sex-crazed weirdos also in there. I guess it does mimic the real world a lot. At least there aren't any politicians and stupid lawyers.

Frustrations that keep rising
Somewhere along the way, I suddenly realised how much I hate the way certain aspects of my life have been running. Pardon the vagueness of the post. I guess its just that this really is more of a shout-out for releasing stress rather than an attempt to hear opinions or views.

Movies can be cruel.
They keep showing you all these wonderful moments and ways to have a life. They keep revealing you a life which you can never really have and yet will urge you and prod you to embrace such illusions.

Sometimes, I close my eyes and look at the darkness that forms and imagine;
I imagine a place where I once laughed and sang and danced. I imagine moments in my life when I would leap headlong into
uncertainity with a smile on my face. I imagine the tight hugs. The imagine the warm kisses. I imagine the soft whispers as a hand kneads through my hair.

I imagine all those wonderful moments in my life.
And I transform it into one single moment.

But sometimes, I close my eyes and all I could realise is how much I feel like crying. And I can only recall the sad melodies and heart-twisting songs that seem to suddenly play when the world refuses to go my way.

Smart Crows!
Shaping of Hooks in New Caledonian Crows
A. A. S. Weir, J. Chappell, A. Kacelnik
Science 297, 981 (2002)

In the Brevia section of the 9 August 2002 issue of Science, Weir et al. report a remarkable observation: The toolmaking behavior of New Caledonian crows. In the experiments, a captive female crow, confronted with a task that required a curved tool (retrieving a food-containing bucket from a vertical pipe), spontaneously bent a piece of straight wire into a hooked shape -- and then repeated the behavior in nine out of ten subsequent trials. Though these crows are known to employ tools in the wild using natural materials, this bird had no prior training with the use of pliant materials such as wire -- a fact that makes its apparently spontaneous, highly specific problem-solving all the more interesting, and raises intriguing questions about the evolutionary preconditions for complex cognition. The crow's behavior was captured on an unusual video clip, available on Science Online.

Article here.

Palindrome #3
Evil.
Red now.
E.T.A.
mercys's banal.

Prevent it.

Never plan
abyss.

Cremate.

Wonder.

Live.

JESUS DeuX
ACT THREE: THE PRESENTATION OF THE CLONE

SCIENTISTS
Hossana! Hossana! We bring you the Messiah!
Hossana! Hossana! The Second Coming is here!
Hossana! Hossana! We bring the Messiah!
Hossana! Hossana!

SCIENTIST B
Isn't he such a dear?

GENETICS REPRESENTATIVE
I see the man before us
is a magnificent creation.
I see that the three of you
deserve my salutations.

Perhaps today we can declare
that there's nothing to fear
for the Saviour, our Clone of Christ is here!

SCIENTISTS
Hossana! Hossana! A bright new world is dawning!
Hossana! Hossana!

SCIENTIST B
And I find myself still fawning.

KINGS
We see the man before us
and now we realise
we did not invest Gold and Myrrh
and Frankincense to lies.

Perhaps today we can declare
that there's nothing to fear
for the product of our generosity is here!

JANITOR
What a poor man, what a poor fellow
Stolen from his death.
Does he know, does he realise
the actions of his theft?

Must this be allowed, must this be condoned
brought to life without consent?

ALL
For the Saviour, our Clone of Christ is here!

KING A
Hossana!

KING B
Hossana!

KING C
What a wonderful day it is!

SCIENTIST A
Hossana!

SCIENTIST B
Hossana!

SCIENTIST C
My heart sings out in bliss!

ALL
For today we have achieved a great
miracle of scientific act

JANITOR
A miracle of life
fulfilled behind God's back.

ALL
For the Saviour, our Clone of Christ is here!

GENETICS REPRESENTATIVE
Can he walk, does he speak
Is he more than just a shell?
What miracles has he revealed
what prophecies did he tell?

Perhaps today we need to see
If there's something new to fear
for the Saviour, our Clone of Christ is here!

KINGS
For our Saviour!

ALL
Our Clone of Christ is here!

SCIENTIST B
I will teach him all he needs to know.

SCIENTIST A and SCIENTIST C
Walk the straight path

JANITOR
This is wrong

GENETICS REPRESENTATIVE
I'll be rich, I'll be famous

SCIENTIST B
That's enough, I must go

SCIENTIST A
He makes me laugh

SCIENTIST C
Tempting God's wrath

JANITOR
Very wrong

GENETICS REPRESENTATIVE
Go! Teach him the ways of our century!
Let him learn to speak and be heard.
Go! Teach him the ways of this century
Help him to speak every word

ALL
Perhaps today we can declare
that there's nothing to fear
for the Saviour, our Clone of Christ is here!

Palindrome #2
Music and Violence

Rent,
Rap,
Live Late,
et al

Evil
Partner.

Your from clan Malkavian -
Even other Damned fear the Malkavians. The cursed
blood of their clan has polluted their minds,
with the result that every last Malkavian
across the world is incurably insane. What's
worse, a Malkavian's madness can take nearly
any form, from overpowering homicidal
tendencies to near-catatonia. In many cases,
there's no way to tell a Malkavian apart from
the "sane" members of other clans.
Those few whose psychoses are immediately
obvious are among the most terrifying vampires
to stalk the streets.


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Perfect!

JESUS DeuX - Act II: The Three Kings
ACT TWO: THREE KINGS
Three business men arrive at the lobby of the Genetics Company. Each one carrying a large suitcase for the business deal. They regard each other with suspicion considering they are from rival companies.

KING A
I see you're here.

KING B
I see you're here.

KING C
I see you're here.

KINGS
I see you're here.

KING A
I admit I am here for a proposition
and have no qualms of indecision
to be a guarantee to the new resurrectee
and finance is global expansion.

KING B
Like you I am here to offer resource
and have no qualms of using force
to gain the bigger pie, that's deserving of I
in parting of this course.

KING C
Now, Melchior and Baltazar behave now
Gaspar will be the one to show you how
to finalise a deal, your opportunities I'll steal
with a single present I bring for them to own!

(GENETICS COMPANY REPRESENTATIVE ARRIVES)

KINGS
I have come to offer my name and my share
I have come to seek contract and agreement most fair
I offer you this present, a token of mine
Will you give approval and a glass of wine?

KING A
VISA, Mastercard, ATM and GOLD

KING B
MYRRHcendising, toys, t-shirts and mugs

KING C
A chapel, a choir, FRANKINCENSE and prayers

KINGS
I offer!
I offer!
I offer you!

GENETICS REPRESENTATIVE
Sold!

Thanks to my Uncle Ricky for having a copy to my musical!

The Lost Soul


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Hmm.. I really better watch this movie.

Realised I was dumb moment
In my Jesus DeuX post, Ian recommended I read some Jonathan Larsen for ideas. I replied, "Who's Jonathan Larsen?" Slap me silly and tie me to a tree, the guy is the author of RENT! Okay okay okay, time for me to be very ashamed and embarassed for my obvious lack of intellect there.

Another Argh
Was very anxious to bring myself a music cd of the Final Fantasy X-2 soundtrack that I acquired. I grabbed a couple of CD-Rs and I was already working in my head what I'll do for cover designs and the like when... I suddenly remembered the new computer in my parent's house didn't have the CD-Burner installed yet. We got a Compaq 3360AP computer you see. Its got a year long warranty and the like. But that also means I can't just open it up and install the hardware I need (like the CD burner). Tough luck. Sigh.


Last Argh for the day so far
Went to the mall with my dad today. Got a haircut (it ain't really my thing but at least I look human again) and had plans of seeing a movie. I heard about Bad Boys II being very good. And about Tomb Raider 2 being more of a yawn than anything. Well, so long as it was a free movie right?

We didn't get to watch. By the time we finished getting our hair cut, the movies had begun. And we were stuck in that Mallers limbo of being an hour past or too early for the movie, whatever movie we picked.

Its been raining hard.
I guess God relates with me.

Burn in Hell
Sometimes I can't help but be pissed off. It isn't really anyone's fault. Or caused by a singular fucking source. Its just a feeling of having tipped-over after holding inside all the pent up frustration built up over the last few hours. Maybe part of it was the stupid woman in the elevator who couldn't decide whether she wanted to use the damn vehicle or finish her stupic cellular phone conversation. Maybe it was the lack of sincerity from a recent phone call. Maybe it was the frustrating explosion of ignorance from the other person on the road on my way home. Rolled together, its like a snow-ball that starts rolling... faster and faster it spins with one destination in mind: Messing up your fucking day.

If I had a mutant power I could choose, I'd pick the ability to instantly slay any stupid person within 6,000 miles range.

At least there were good points to the day:
1) My housemate is much better than he was a few days ago. Hopefully tomorrow he'll be totally well enough to play.
2) RPG goes well still. Part of me wished it happened more often, but at least I get to play, eh?
3) Salary came in and though it ain't nothing huge, its enough for me to feel a tad happy with myself. At least I know I am capable of sustaining myself financially, unlike some professional bums out there.
4) Compliments received that remind me, yes, I am still attractive. Eat your heart out, Mr. Youknowwhoyouare.